More about Cameron's Nanny State

This blog was inspired by a post from AnotherAngryVoice on Facebook.

It points out that TalkTalk has a blocking system which is provided by Huawei (which has been described by the American intelligence community as "A threat to their national security"!) and which is not only set to block pornography, but also dating sites, those that talk too much about drugs, alcohol or tobacco, gambling, games, suicide and self-harm and weapons and violence.



So what is likely to happen is that, to access any of these, if Cameron gets his way, we would have to untick boxes, creating a record that "Graham wants to look at websites that have this material on them".

The effect of this is that it would create a "Porn Viewers Register" (a bit like the sex-offenders register!) where the names and IP addresses of those who choose to opt out is stored.

The problem is that a) this would be not only be held by the government but also a private company and b) if this list was compromised, the list of "People who want to access porn" could be splashed across the internet!

Imagine (as has happened on more than a few occasions) this data being stored (unencrypted, of course) on a laptop or memory stick which is then stolen or left on a train and some unscrupulous individuals decide to upload it to the web. Want to know if your neighbour or your boss (or MP!) has ticked the box saying "I want to look at the porn"? Well you can now...

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Pandemonia July

Last night I was at the July Pandemonia event in Portsmouth.

Pandemonia is a Portsmouth based fetish play and dance party held in The Lounge (Club EQ). It's a fairly small event, compared to some of the big London Fetish parties, however it's got a good atmosphere and a friendly feel to it.

It's held on two levels of a club, upstairs is a dancefloor with a range of new and old music (some good 80's tunes included) whereas downstairs is a quiet section and the dungeon and play area.

Due to the limitaions of the venue, if you want to get away from the music on the dance floor, the quiet area is a little cramped with not much space or seating, but that's because most of the space is taken up with the Dungeon. This is partially screened off from the quiet area and there's rope barriers to stop people simply wandering in.

Amongst the toys that are available are a stand-up cage, several of whipping benches of different styles, a Saint Andrew's Cross, a kneeling cage and a bondage chair. As the evening goes on and more people start to play you may have to wait a while if there's a particular piece of equipment you want to use, but that's simply because play is popular at the club.

The dungeon is watched over by experienced monitors just to make sure that things don't get too crowded and to try and ensure that everyone can enjoy their play scenes without interference.

Overall, if you're in Portsmouth on the last Friday of an odd-numbered month, then Pandemonia is worth a visit and at only £15 entrance for a single person (advance tickets are avaialble for £10) it's good value too.

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An easy way to do spreadeagle bondage

If you're looking for an easy way to spreadeagle someone on a bed or, perhaps, attach someone to a set of Door Restriction Bars (aka Door Jam Bars or Door Bondage Bars) then a pair of these Adjustable Leather Utility Bondage Straps is your perfect choice.

The leather bondage straps are 36 inches (90cm) long and have a trigger hook (dog leash clip) on each end and a couple of D Rings in the middle so they can be looped around a bed post or other solid object, then adjusted with a buckle to spreadeagle someone onto your bed and leave them helpless and vulnerable to any attentions you care to give to them!

Alternatively, as mentioned, you can buy a set of the Door Restriction Bars as mentioned above and use them to create a bondage point on any standard door which will allow you to restrain your slave in a standing position.

These adjustable leather bondage straps are a wonderfully useful addition to any Dominant's toy box and, of course, they can be tucked discreetly away when you've finished.



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For CB-6000 Wearers

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If you buy a Male Chastity Cage like the CB-6000 or The Curve, how long are you going to be spending in it?

Well if you want, you can try spinning the Wheel of Missfortune!

This is a lovely javascript application which let's you change the duration shown on each segment of the wheel, then spin it to find out how long you'll be in chastity for :-)

Will it be 25 days or 100 days? Maybe you'll be lucky and you'll get an orgasm before you get locked up again, however perhaps you'll be unlucky instead and spin a Ruined Orgasm where your Mistress masturbates you, but at the moment of climax, lets go and leaves you squirting helplessly into thin air, denied your ultimate pleasure!

Of course if you want, you don't have to use it simply to determine the length of time you'll be wearing a chastity cage, you can change the text so, for instance, it will tell you how many spanks or strokes of a flogger or stripes from a cane you'll get.

Imagine if you're a slave or a submissive and your Dominant has set it so it has 6 strokes, 12 strokes, 18 strokes etc, but also includes a segment that says "Double Amount" or perhaps even "Triple Amount"! Ouch, you could end up feeling really sore by the end of your punishment session...

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David Cameron's Nanny State

So, in a deperate attempt, it seems, to claw back some of the voters it's lost to UKIP, in a totally hypocritical move David Cameron wants to introduce Nanny State legislation banning a huge swathe of internet pornography whilst, at the same time, deciding that adults need to be treated as children by making all households internet connetions have "default on" filters.

Was this the same Tory Party who were criticising the last Labour Governmetn for wanting to censor the internet? Why, I believe it was!

Meanwhile, of course, what happens to perfectly legal and legitimate businesses like mine? Affordable Leather Products sells leather bondage and BDSM equipment to consenting adults, yet we will no doubt be swept up in the moral panic that he's created.

What won't help, ironically, is that, being a reputable and responsible business, we already have a warning page at the front of our site and it's marked "18+ only" and "adults only" etc so making us an obvious target for filtering, whereas less reputable site don't bother with such warnings and could easily slip through the net.

So when you're in the mood to buy some adult toys such as floggers, or our deluxe leather wrist and ankle cuffs or maybe a collar or a gag and you start searching, Affordable Leather Products may not appear on your list of search results because you need to be "protected" from our "corrosive images".

Thank you Big Brother...

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Looking for an ejaculating strap-on dildo?

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Ejaculating spraying squirting strap-on dildo

 



If you're looking for an Ejaculating (or Squirting or Spraying, if you prefer) Strap On Dildo, this is one of Affordable Leather Products' most popular items.

As implied in the main product description, this black latex rubber Ejaculating Strap-on Dildo is hollow and there is a reservoir in the "balls" which can be filled with liquid, so when you squeeze the balls it will squirt out the liquid from the dildo so you can spray it inside (or all over) your partner.

The dildo fastens around the waist with adjustable elastic straps, so it can strap on to a wide range of body sizes comfortably.

How to use the Ejaculating Strapon Dildo

Firstly, of course, you should ensure that the product is clean. Since it's made from latex rubber, you can simply wash it off in warm soapy water (removing the hooks holding the elastic or leather straps first to stop them rusting, of course!)

It's also a good idea to immerse it in the soapy water and squeeze the balls a few times to flush it out, then put it in clean water and do the same to get rid of the soap.

What should I put in the Squirting Dildo?

Some liquids that can be used in the dildo include natural yoghurt and warm (or cold!) water, however it's not recommend that you use milk in the vagina as this may result in bacterial infections.

Note that it is also not considered safe to use alcohol or caffeine based products, especially anally, as these can directly enter the blood stream instead of being buffered by the stomach.

To fill the dildo, the easiest way is to squeeze the ball section to eliminate as much air as possible and then put the tip into the liquid you want to use and simply suck it up. If you're using a very thick fluid, eg yoghurt, it may be simpler to hold the dildo upright and carefully pour it into the tip a little at a time (a small funnel can be helpful at this point).

If you're pouring the liquid in, you may find that you have to repeat the process a couple of times to eliminate any air bubbles that could have been introduced into the reservoir.

How do I clean an Ejaculating Strapon after use?

As mentioned above, it is easy to clean the Strap-on by flushing it out with warm soapy water, however it's recommend that you use adult toy cleaning products before and after using the Ejaculating Dildo and, of course, use lube before using this strap-on.

It is also sensible to put a light dusting of talcum powder over the dildo after use as this helps protect the rubber and stops it from getting stuck to other items.

Disclaimer

Naturally any use of this product is entirely at the discretion of the people involved, so if you're in any doubt, seek proper medical advice and always practice Safe, Sane and Consensual play!

What do you think?

Which of the tips above do you think will most help you?

Do you already own an Ejaculating Strap-on or are you thinking of buying one? If so, do you have any tips can you offer others?

Please share your thoughts in the comments below...



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Hello and welcome...

This is going to be an occasional blog covering BDSM, Bondage, S&M and other such things, mostly related to the adult leather gear I sell and hopefully to shamelessly plug products :-)

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